The Commentariat Crowns a Queen!

In other words, we now announce the inaugural winner of our Commenter of the Week competition.
What’s that? You didn’t know it was competitive? It’s the BLOGOSPHERE, baby!
Our criteria were as follows: wit, relevance, and the containment of wisdom which, as Alexander Pope said, “Oft was thought, but ne’er so well expressed.” And this comment in the Not Exactly the Key to Teen Happiness post has it all:
qc Says:
November 7th, 2008 at 12:35 pm
I’d use it. When the boys get to be teenagers they won’t like me anyway.
And with what imaginary crown shall we crown our Comment Queen? With this
gorgeous bejeweled headband from the impeccable, imperial Prada.

Who, me? I’m honored! My first (and only) act as Queen is to bestow chocolates and the drink of your choice to all and sundry. Sob! I promised myself I wouldn’t cry…
There, there. It’s just the thorns in the roses the first runner-up just handed you, I’m sure.