10 Worst-Dressed Celebrity Moms

10 Worst-Dressed Celebrity Moms

By Glinda

With apologies to the recently deceased Mr. Blackwell.

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10. Pam Anderson
I’m guessing not one person would be surprised that you have a sex tape.

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9. Tilda Swinton
Way to so not rock the androgynous look, Tilda.

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8. Posh
A rare glimpse of the elusive White English Furback its native habitat.

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7. Katie Holmes
There is no universe, even an alternate one, where that particular red and that particular magenta go together. Top off the outfit with unevenly pegged jeans, and Katie just earned herself a spot on the list.

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6. Madonna
Yet again, Madonna somehow manages to make Mr. T look like a wimp.

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5. Maggie Gyllenhall
With an outfit like this (spoiler alert for the five of you who haven’t seen The Dark Knight yet) I can totally understand why she didn’t get rescued.

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4. Katie Price
Her boobs are apparently large enough that they need extra wing support.

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3. Christina Aguilera
The hand says hey, bitches, I’m not legally responsible for any seizures my shirt may cause.

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2. Courtney Love
Clearly, Courtney Love just does not give a crap anymore.

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1. Helena Bonham Carter
God bless Helena, I love her. But she is what the Olsen twins aspire to be when they grow up.

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4 Responses to “10 Worst-Dressed Celebrity Moms”

raincoaster Says:
October 21st, 2008 at 7:10 am
I’m making the Elder Sign and backing away slowly, not only because I’m sure you’ll be blasted from on High, but also because I look like Helena Bonham Carter on a good day (ie one I dress with the light ON).
J Says:
October 21st, 2008 at 11:47 am
Good calls! And yeah, Carter does look like a grown up Olsen twin! Poor Helena.

And how stoned do you have to be to leave the house looking like Love? The only real good news is that she isn’t wearing a thong.
Jennie Says:
October 21st, 2008 at 11:11 pm
Is it just me or has the size of Katie Price’s rack pushed her uterus thru her crotch? What’s danglin’ there? And Raincoaster, except for the shoes, if the Helen look makes you happy, ROCK IT!!! Truth, I love her whimsy, relaxed, and happy style. Not nearly as contrived as as lot of celebs.
raincoaster Says:
October 23rd, 2008 at 3:22 am
One thing I have to say is, Pamela Anderson has the greatest handbag. I adore Bottega Venetta. I just want to run up and fondle that luscious leather.

But it’s Pamela Anderson. So when I originally typed “Pamela Anderson has the greatest bag” I swiftly reconsidered my wording.

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