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Blendie!

By raincoaster

This thing couldn’t be more fabulous if it came in leopard-spotted patent leather: a blender which is operated by voice! Had a bad day? Scream at your blender and watch it whip you up some therapeutic Margaritas. Had a good day, put the kids to bed, and want to get cosy with The Husband? Purr softly as it gently melds the magical ingredients for a couple of Pink Lady cocktails.

Or, if you prefer an ascetic life of suffering, recite Rage Against the Machine lyrics as it prepares your wheatgrass smoothie.


Via Kris Krug

“The machine allows the user to access sensorial modalities otherwise dormant.”

Huh, I had a boyfriend who did that. Why did I drop him again?

Blendie not only follows verbal commands, it thinks for itself, so presumably once you’ve trained it, every Friday at five it could just trot over to the cabinet and start mixing up a batch of Weekend Wonders. Where do you get one of these genius contraptions? Alas, it’s unique, but you can start with one of these:
Oster 40-oz. Osterizer Beehive Bar Blender, Chrome









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