Building a Better Baby Crib
Wednesday, October 15th, 2008By Glinda
According to Make Blog, a company made this supposedly snake-proof crib back in the early 1900’s.
Sometimes I wonder why they were called the good old days.
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Xenu, Save Me!
Wednesday, October 15th, 2008By Glinda
Inner dialogue of bodyguard:
Do you know the kind of training I’ve had?
Do you?
I’m an expert marksman, a third-degree black belt in karate, and a former Olympic wrestler.
I can kill a man with my bare hands.
At bodyguard school, they said I was the best there ever was.
And here I am. Carrying a bald baby doll and a stuffed giraffe.
I hate my life.