Friday Caption Contest Results: Strongman Edition

Yes, it’s a double-header of caption contest winnings, which you may or may not know is the traditional way Canadians celebrate our Thanksgiving. Yes, all over the True North people are caption contesting just the way the pioneers once did, only they had to use daguerreotypes and, for the poorest, shadow puppets.

Our first winnah:

dakota Says:
October 13th, 2008 at 4:45 pm

Evan returned with his load of nutritious English children hoisted overhead, proving to his tribe once and for all that he was a mighty fisherman.

Congratulations and imaginary swag to dakota! What shall we hypothetically present for our virtual swag ceremony? How about this snazzy fisherman’s float bracelet from D&G?

And our second contest of the week:

gamma Says:
October 8th, 2008 at 2:16 am
Pimp children come second.

Congrats and imaginary swag to gamma, who can now be considered the Miss Manners of the sex trade. Whether or not this goes on her resume is, however, another matter. And what supersexy imaginary swag do we have for her? How about this swanky Prada shoulder bag to twirl enticingly on the end of its chain (or not).