The Great Pumpkin’s Concubine

October 13, 2008 in Uncategorized with 3 Comments

One of our most popular posts is Glinda’s paen to the Empress of Lucite, Shauna Sand. And so, it seems fitting to honour her once again with a post one year on. Lay your eyes on this, and realize that the stunningly elegant Empress of Lucite chose to wear a puffy parka on an LA day hot enough that the children she was accompanying wore capris and belly shirts.

Shaedenfreude is a beautiful thing, my friends.

Shauna SAND

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3 Responses to “The Great Pumpkin’s Concubine”

  1. Jennie October 13, 2008 at 1:36 pm #

    Look! Even her kids are saying OMG!, WTF! and Please don’t let my friends see me here! And BTW, this shows that pale pink lipstick is not for everyone.

  2. raincoaster October 14, 2008 at 1:01 am #

    I should point out that she is at the exact same pumpkin patch as last year. Those shoes are what she considers appropriate for “down on the farm.” These are the choices of someone whose acquaintance with farmers is probably limited to watching rural porn.

  3. Glinda October 14, 2008 at 1:12 pm #

    Wow, she’s looking mighty rough. It could be the liptstick, though.

    Lucite stripper heels are a perfect choice for walking on hay!