Sunday Caption Contest: Precedence Edition
Didja miss me? I’ve been somewhat under the weather and actually got what are surely the strangest doctor’s orders issued so far this century: no blogging!
But that was days ago, and I am back now, tanned, rested and ready. Relax, I won’t be straining my blogging muscles through overexertion, and Glinda is here to do all the heavy lifting (just ask her!).
Meanwhile, here is our Sunday Caption contest material: a unique “welcome back to school” message. I really don’t know exactly what Miss Manners would make of this one, to say nothing of Debrett’s!

Well mannered whore children come second. (Can I say that on a mommy blog?)
Well, I’m not fired yet so I guess so?!
Pimp children come second.