A Wee Bit Tasteless

Can I get a British-to-North-American translator up in here? As near as I can make out, this anatomically correct doll’s name is Baby SomethingOrOther Pee Pee, and I’m not really sure I want to know what SomethingOrOther is. Maybe you could hold up, like, one finger if it’s a cutsie word, two if it’s a little bit off, three if it’s something that would make a nine-year-old giggle, four if it has featured in a Jason Biggs movie, five if it’s featured in a Pasolini movie, etc. Also: is it sexist if there’s no girl version of this doll, or is it sexist to be relieved there’s no girl version?

via CandyKirby

9 Responses to “A Wee Bit Tasteless”

  1. Jennie September 24, 2008 at 4:40 pm #

    Baby in Peril and Pee Pee? Baby with Petering Pee Pee? WTF?

  2. J September 24, 2008 at 6:43 pm #

    That’s just horrid!

  3. Kelley September 24, 2008 at 7:01 pm #

    I need a bandage. I cut my chin when my jaw dropped clear off my face.

  4. Michael Kerr September 24, 2008 at 8:00 pm #

    That’s disgusting, it has realistic eyes. It’s just horrible …they look almost transparent. How can they use children to sell a product that has realistic eyes!!!

    Not to mention… nostrils sorry but there was just no way to say it without … saying it out loud.

  5. Hillary in KS September 24, 2008 at 10:02 pm #

    They’re saying Baby Pirulín Pee-Pee. It’s made by a Spanish company, I think- Famosa.

  6. Glinda September 25, 2008 at 1:50 am #

    I’m all for anatomical authenticity, but this might be a bit much.

  7. raincoaster September 25, 2008 at 3:03 am #

    Thanks, Hillary! Does “Pirulin” mean “has anatomically correct eyes and nostrils” one wonders?

  8. Valar Morghulis September 25, 2008 at 9:22 am #

    I’m pretty sure this is what they used for Rents’ detox scene in Trainspotting. At least my creep-o-meter says so.

  9. La Petite Acadienne September 25, 2008 at 3:39 pm #

    “Oh how happy he is!”

    No kidding.