Celebrity Dad Faceoff
Ah Johhny, we just can’t seem to quit you.
Poor Han Solo, even Chewbacca couldn’t help him out of this one, as he only received twenty-three percent of the vote.
Today’s challenger is one I debated on for a while with myself. He has never been considered conventionally handsome, but he definitely has that certain something that draws you in. Let’s see if this critically acclaimed actor’s something is enough to beat Johhny Depp.


Not even a contest on this one. Nick does nothing for me. I don’t like his look, I don’t like his movies, I don’t like his acting. Johnny all the way!
Johnny will get my vote over almost anyone. He’s hot, a great actor and he’s a terrific father. When his daughter was sick, he tried to quit Sweeney Todd so he could be with her. Then during the London premiere of Pirates (after she was better) he had his costume shipped to him, went to the hospital that treated her and visited the children’s ward. Plus, most press accounts seem to show that he’s a genuinely nice guy.
Wow, I forgot that Nic used to be pretty good-looking, despite the receding hairline. Seriously, I wonder who told him that long, greasy locks are the solution to male pattern baldness?
Anyway, Johnny Depp, hands down.
There is no challenge here: JD hands down.
Oh sure, when I was young and foolish and loved “Birdy” and “Raising Arizona” Nicolas Cage was all that, but after his abysmal and creepy performance in “Moonlighting” it just hasn’t been the same between us.