This Will Not End Well, part whatever

Naomi Campbell enters Drop the Baby

Notorious pitching star and supermodel Naomi Campbell has the all-clear for reproduction!

Naomi underwent an operation to remove what she thought was a small cyst,but turned out to be something more. …”[doctors] thought it was a cyst. When they opened it up they realized it was more.I was not able to have children up until March. Now it’s in God’s hands. I would love to have a family but it’s up to God. I do want to have kids. I’m 38 years old.”

It’s in God’s hands, but I do hope her parole officer at least gives testimony at the hearing.

5 Responses to “This Will Not End Well, part whatever”

  1. Jennie September 10, 2008 at 12:03 am #

    It was MORE! There are reasons for these things. Naomi, DO NOT REPRODUCE! You are asking for a Mommy Dearest expose! Or prison for arrogance and abuse. No child should have to learn your lessons until the early twenties or prison, whichever comes first. Kids are not shoes or fashion accessories, seriously!!! (I know, ignore current celebs, girl!) Be really nice and donate to a boarding school. You’ll look good and won’t have wounded any young psyches.

  2. raincoaster September 10, 2008 at 4:01 am #

    You know what it was, that MORE? It was a NAOMI CAMPBELL DEVIL BABY, that’s what it was! You see that poor innocent child up there, paralyzed in fear? The devil baby was whispering to it.

  3. class-factotum September 10, 2008 at 9:57 am #

    Am I missing something here? She and her husband (yeah, yeah, yeah — I think a husband is a prereq to having a baby — so old fashioned, I know) have been trying to have a baby and God was stopping them? Sounds like God had good reasons.

  4. raincoaster September 10, 2008 at 8:58 pm #

    She’s a supermodel: having some billionaire’s sprog is her retirement plan!

  5. Jennie September 11, 2008 at 1:24 am #

    At least there will be money for the therapy the sprog will definitely need.