How Sweet!

Have you and your kids got your $250 tickets to celebrate Miley Cyrus’s Sweet Sixteen at Disneyland on October 5th (Miley Cyrus born Destiny Hope Cyrus on November 23rd)? Disney’s taking no chances on party guests being thin on the ground; they’ve piggybacked events in a way which would make even Porky blush:

Miley Cyrus is celebrating her Sweet Sixteen at Gay Days at Disneyland.

Gay Day Yay!

The 11th annual Gay Days event, which attracted 30,000 gays and lesbians to the park last year, actually takes place October 3-5. Gay Days describes itself as a “mix-in with straight parkgoers,” where the LGBT crowd wears red shirts.

Dress accordingly.

via Defamer

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6 Responses to “How Sweet!”

  1. Jennie September 5, 2008 at 11:42 am #

    I have no words fit to put up on Teeny Manolo to describe the gummy candy. WTF!

  2. raincoaster September 5, 2008 at 8:52 pm #

    Huh? What are you talking about. It’s soft, gummy guitars. What does it LOOK like?

  3. Jennie September 6, 2008 at 3:20 am #

    AHMmmmm! NSFW or NSF Pruds or kids! See the candy picture attached…

    http://www.bachelorettesuperstore.com/page/100/PROD/7000/50110

  4. raincoaster September 6, 2008 at 4:25 pm #

    Tiny space shuttles?

  5. Jennie September 7, 2008 at 8:18 pm #

    Yes…with booster rockets.

  6. Carrie October 28, 2008 at 12:17 am #

    Haha. I noticed the “portion control” (Because, why? Really?) before the Patriarchal Candies ™.

    Also, how do they “mix in” LGBT guests if they’re supposed to wear red?