Friday Caption Contest: Rafael Smith Edition
On the right is four year old Rafael Smith. On the left is some civil servant dude. Captions in the comments, please. The winner will be decided by a secretive cabal of wealthy influence-peddlers. Or maybe by whoever brings me a pound of Godiva caramels first…

You know what? Forget the Godiva. Whoever brings me George Stephanopoulos first wins!
I can usually come up with something but this one is a dozy! Let me marinate the brain for a few bottles..er..hours and see what happens.
Barack thought the Mr. Rogers sweater was going a little too far in the continuing quest to “Americanize” his childhood.
Democratic Presidential Contender Barack Obama was extremely concerned that he would be found out. His love child with Reese Witherspoon was his most shameful secret and his greatest pride. A BOY!!! Perhaps one day he could acknowledge his son and start a political dynasty rivaling that of the Roosevelts or Bushes.
A fountain of youth you can believe in.
It’s amazing, next to John McCain EVERYBODY looks like a little kid!