Friday Caption Contest: Diane Sawyer Edition
By raincoasterOh, the many delightful, horrifying things I thought of calling this post…the many amusing, appalling things which I shall not use so as to leave them for your deployment in your witty captions in the comments section. Here now, almost late enough to be a Saturday Caption Contest, is our picture for this week. Click to enlarge, if you DARE!
from Good Morning America and Universal Royalty
August 23rd, 2008 at 9:39 pm
As Ms. Sawyer clinched her jaw, she thought “Just wait, I’m gonna rip these tinsel crowns off their tiny, lacquered, teased heads just as soon as the damned paps leave. I’M THE QUEEN!!! and everyone should know it!”
Sensing the waves of malice radiating from D.S., the children could only think “Save me!!! Please!!!”
August 23rd, 2008 at 10:36 pm
The Olympic Baby Beauty Pageant was rocked by reports that some of the entrants had falsified age documents.
August 24th, 2008 at 11:40 am
Diane knew at that moment that some parents had “Sum Splainin’” to do!
August 24th, 2008 at 12:08 pm
Thirty plus years trying to be a serious journalist and this is my reward? Screw it, I’m heading for the bahamas.
August 24th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
“You can smile now my pretties”, mused Diane, “but some day, in the not too distant future, when you finally find that wrinkle on your face that no amount of collagen or botox will erase, let’s see if you still think life is such a bowl of cherries.”
August 25th, 2008 at 1:23 pm
As far as I’m concerned Meg wins!
August 25th, 2008 at 9:48 pm
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