Friday Caption Contest: Diane Sawyer Edition
Oh, the many delightful, horrifying things I thought of calling this post…the many amusing, appalling things which I shall not use so as to leave them for your deployment in your witty captions in the comments section. Here now, almost late enough to be a Saturday Caption Contest, is our picture for this week. Click to enlarge, if you DARE!
from Good Morning America and Universal Royalty

As Ms. Sawyer clinched her jaw, she thought “Just wait, I’m gonna rip these tinsel crowns off their tiny, lacquered, teased heads just as soon as the damned paps leave. I’M THE QUEEN!!! and everyone should know it!”
Sensing the waves of malice radiating from D.S., the children could only think “Save me!!! Please!!!”
The Olympic Baby Beauty Pageant was rocked by reports that some of the entrants had falsified age documents.
Diane knew at that moment that some parents had “Sum Splainin’” to do!
Thirty plus years trying to be a serious journalist and this is my reward? Screw it, I’m heading for the bahamas.
“You can smile now my pretties”, mused Diane, “but some day, in the not too distant future, when you finally find that wrinkle on your face that no amount of collagen or botox will erase, let’s see if you still think life is such a bowl of cherries.”
As far as I’m concerned Meg wins!