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By raincoasterActually, a fellow I used to work for was walking with his six-year-old son (well, they WERE walking on the nude beach, but it’s contiguous with the not-nude beach and they’d just overrun their usual mileage) when they ran across the son’s teacher, lying nude on the aforesaid nude beach.
Awk-waaaaaard!
What do you say? “Nice seeing you?” Subsequent parent-teacher meetings are guaranteed to be livelier. “Haven’t seen much of you lately” would work for the occasion…
August 6th, 2008 at 10:37 pm
I’m really not much of a prude. As Mrs. Patrick Campbell once was credited with saying.”I don’t care what you do as long as you don’t do it in the street and frighten the horses.” However, why would anyone WANT to ride a bike in the nude? That has got to be one of the world’s most uncomfortable activities! Come to think of it, though, that probably would frighten the horses.
August 7th, 2008 at 4:48 am
Well, technically they are walking bikes. Vancouver has the Famous Undie, a mass bike ride where everyone wears underwear and that’s as far as I’d go. Actually, no, I wouldn’t go. I’d probably run into all my ex-boyfriends. AWK-ward!
August 7th, 2008 at 9:05 am
Cracks me up that she’s got everybody’s faces turned away. It’s not like anybody’s having sex, or coming up to the kids and wagging their wangs…it’s just nekkid people, walking past!
Right after our evening news, CSI comes on, and they’ve got some pretty realistic-looking depictions of mangled, bloated corpses. This is at 7pm — prime “family viewing” hour. And yet, you never hear people freaking out about it.
I’d MUCH rather my (theoretical) kid see nudity than violence.
But yeah, I don’t think I’ll be doing much nude bike-riding, thanks. Now swimming, on the other hand…..ladies, if you’ve never had the opportunity to swim in the nude, I urge you to do so. It’s lovely.