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Chris Crocker is Dead! Long Live Dannyhott!

By raincoaster

You will have heard (with shock/horror or delight, your choice) of the retirement of inimitable YouTuber Chris Crocker, otherwise known as Leave Britney Alooooooone Guy, as a result of becoming somewhat past his sell-by date in fameball terms. But grieve no more!

In Dannyhott, the Mimi-crazed, gender-bending adolescent legions of YouTube have once again found an icon and avatar, for right here, in his own bedroom, performing Mariah Carey’s Touch My Body, eleven-year-old Dannyhott bends gender, metre, space and time to become a genuine YouTube phenomenon.

via Dlisted

Um, he also has videos called Tattoo Practice and On the phone with a stranger. I hear Tipper Gore is having a stern word with his parents right this second.









4 Responses to “Chris Crocker is Dead! Long Live Dannyhott!”




  1. Jennie Says:

    There is something very wrong with an eleven year old singing that song.




  2. Becs Says:

    eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek. I thought that song was terrible anyway, but … just eeeeeeek. I’m going to go hide now.




  3. raincoaster Says:

    They SAY it’s rap songs you’ve got to keep an eye on, but nooooooo. It’s the divas who will corrupt your childrens!




  4. vprocop Says:

    i think he just likes to sing and doesnt know the sexual connotations
    that this song suggests….if hes gay may god have mercy on his soul




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