The Tiny Tithe-er?

As responsible Parentosphere bloggers we’ve previously noted the bizarre celebrity fad for money as literal plaything. See this image of adorable Violet Affleck, toying with the weekend box office take for Daddy’s last movie.

Violet Affleck has a muneez

Well, the fad has spread even unto the Scientology Celebrity Center, and amid shocking, completely unforseen reports that Tom Cruise can no longer command $20 million a picture, we can see that the normally highly competitive Suri “Louboutins” Cruise has had to scale back from Benjamins to Jacksons as well.

Suri has a muneez

3 Responses to “The Tiny Tithe-er?”

  1. Glinda August 1, 2008 at 3:37 pm #

    Good grief, Suri looks just like her mom in this pic.

  2. raincoaster August 1, 2008 at 7:22 pm #

    Doesn’t she? She’s always been pretty, but I never saw the resemblance before.

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