Capitalist Camp!
By raincoaster
Always wanted to raise your very own Donald Trump, Henry Kravis, or Michael Bloomberg? (but why?) Well, now there’s a summer camp designed with you and your tiny tycoon in mind. Camp Millionaire, in cut-throat Santa Barbara, California, offers a week-long introduction to the realities of cold, hard leveraged assets.
From Dealbreaker:
One little f*cker, Andrew Adams, 10, told his mommy that “her credit-card billing cycle had changed, and that she wasn’t keeping up with payments. Her delays were racking up late fees, jacking up her interest rate and hurting her credit score.” Roughly translated as, “Mommy, you numbnuts! Get your shit together and pay the bills on time.”
Then, presumably, he foreclosed on her.
July 14th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
OK, I didn’t read anything but the excerpt, but it sounds like at least one person in that family has some financial sense, thank goodness!