Always wanted to raise your very own Donald Trump, Henry Kravis, or Michael Bloomberg? (but why?) Well, now there’s a summer camp designed with you and your tiny tycoon in mind. Camp Millionaire, in cut-throat Santa Barbara, California, offers a week-long introduction to the realities of cold, hard leveraged assets.

From Dealbreaker:

One little f*cker, Andrew Adams, 10, told his mommy that “her credit-card billing cycle had changed, and that she wasn’t keeping up with payments. Her delays were racking up late fees, jacking up her interest rate and hurting her credit score.” Roughly translated as, “Mommy, you numbnuts! Get your shit together and pay the bills on time.”

Then, presumably, he foreclosed on her.

The winner of this week’s Stylin’ Summer Giveaway will win two fabulous and shimmery Stila Lip Glaze Sticks (shades of grapefruit and blackberry, go check them out here). The value of this prize is over thirty dollars! I mean, how often does someone say to you, here, let me give you a bunch of free stuff? Just because I like you so much? I’m betting not all that often.

So, leave a comment telling me what your favorite Stila product is, and you will be entered. Contest ends at midnight Friday July 18, 2008. Unfortunately, this contest is open only to residents of Canada and the United States.

Good luck!