Oh crap… the Velveteen Rabbit warned me when he was getting canned that there will be some major downsizing because of the subprime crisis … but did I listen? Nope.
Oh well… let’s at least hope I get to come back as a Bratz doll… they’re the most popular girls in the playroom..
Sure I show signs of wear and tear. Who doesn’t? After all these years, I’m tossed away for a virtual dog! Virtual dog! I’ve been dragged around, cried on, listened to every problem, wiped away the tears, and he goes and gets a trophy dog. Like father, like son I guess. Sniff. I’m going to get refurbished and find someone who will appreciate a pup with experience, not a Barbieque canine fantasy.
Yayy! I looove scarves, so this swag will be imaginary-draped around my neck next Monday
I work on Wall Street (and still have a job thankfully, unlike thousands of people in my firm), so this scenario immediately came to mind. Its pretty sad these days… and when you run into someone whom you haven’t seen in a while at the elevators, you share a ‘Very nice to see you’, with an emphasis on the ‘You’!
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Oh crap… the Velveteen Rabbit warned me when he was getting canned that there will be some major downsizing because of the subprime crisis … but did I listen? Nope.
Oh well… let’s at least hope I get to come back as a Bratz doll… they’re the most popular girls in the playroom..
We’re off to a good start. The question is, can we match Lisanti, definitely one of the five best bloggers to ever punch a laptop?
And I only said five because I don’t want him getting a swelled head.
Sure I show signs of wear and tear. Who doesn’t? After all these years, I’m tossed away for a virtual dog! Virtual dog! I’ve been dragged around, cried on, listened to every problem, wiped away the tears, and he goes and gets a trophy dog. Like father, like son I guess. Sniff. I’m going to get refurbished and find someone who will appreciate a pup with experience, not a Barbieque canine fantasy.
Help! Somebody…anybody? Please! Help me! I’ve been a good dog! I swear. Help?
“Whew! That was a close one! I’m never traveling by cardboard box again, that’s for sure!”
HGTV’s latest hot tip for giving your home “Curb Appeal”.
Yayy! I looove scarves, so this swag will be imaginary-draped around my neck next Monday
I work on Wall Street (and still have a job thankfully, unlike thousands of people in my firm), so this scenario immediately came to mind. Its pretty sad these days… and when you run into someone whom you haven’t seen in a while at the elevators, you share a ‘Very nice to see you’, with an emphasis on the ‘You’!
Oh well THERE you go! Perfect!
If you happen to run into Michael Lewis in the halls, kidnap him for me, wouldja? I’ve had a bad crush on him since Liar’s Poker.