Celebrity Dad Faceoff
By GlindaLast week, over eighty percent of you sided with Sarah Silverman instead of Jimmy Kimmel and chose Matt Damon over best buddy Ben Affleck. I think both of them have their merits, but I think Matt is just slightly smarter than Ben so that always appeals to me. But Ben did look pretty hot in Pearl Harbor. Hmmmm…. No, no, Matt it is.
I’ve been waiting for months to feature this particular man, and this week, he finally obliged me and became a dad. Congrats to him and his girlfriend, but don’t let his new daddyhood affect your voting!
Wait, you are all frighteningly much too analytical to allow something that mushy and emotional to sway you. What in the world was I thinking? It’s all about the eyes and the abs, baby!
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July 11th, 2008 at 9:24 am
Matthew is waaay purtier, but he sort of looks like he’s really smelly so I went with Matt. Matt’s smarter and seems to have it together, where as beautiful Matthew won’t have much going on once the abs go.
July 11th, 2008 at 11:16 am
Damn, this is a tough one. I’m so conflicted! Matt or Matt? Decide! Matt or Matt? Who to choose. I think I need to lie down, I’m having an anxiety attack.
July 11th, 2008 at 11:19 am
Matt McConaughey annoys me. Matt Damon however….
I will only be conflicted with Matty D when you pit him against Johnny Depp.
July 11th, 2008 at 11:38 am
Sheesh this is hard! I’ll go with Matt! Oh my bad, you wanna know which Matt. I think Matty D.
July 11th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
Paperpusher, my sentiments exactly.
July 11th, 2008 at 8:58 pm
True, Matt McConaughey most likely is the kinda guy who has serious BO, but he get my vote nonetheless because I think in reality he is a total goofball. Goofball’s go far with me – I married one!
July 12th, 2008 at 12:21 am
McConaughey is most likely not the brightest bulb in the chandelier. He’s not someone I would sit and have a deep, meaningful conversation with, but whooee! he would be fun for a little fling! (He’s on the list of approved men my husband will allow me to have a fling with).
July 12th, 2008 at 12:45 am
Matt D was just so nerdish and charming in the Ocean’s movies. MattyMcC, however, reminds me of the stoners I used to avoid in high school, and I continue to avoid them to this day.
July 12th, 2008 at 8:43 am
McConaughey has annoyed me so much in the last several years. I’m not even sure I could tolerate a fling with him. (He’s definitely purty though). Damon is just yummy on so many levels.
July 12th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
“Matt is just slightly smarter than Ben”
A bag of rocks is slightly smarter than Ben.
July 12th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
Of course, Ben is laughing his way to the bank while I am trying to figure out if I can live with another month of a Supercuts haircut. So who’s smart and who’s dumb?
July 15th, 2008 at 1:23 pm
Matt M always seems like a himbo to me.