Child Labour: the good news!
By raincoaster
The good news is, there are some jobs that kids will do for free that you can’t even pay grownups to do. In fact, you could probably start a daycare, stick all the unsuspecting tots on this duty and charge a fortune.
From ThePoop:
My older son has been kind of difficult for the last week or two. But I’m giving him a lot of slack, because we’ve finally found a job that he’s completely fantastic at: dealing with telemarketers…
Telemarketer: “Is this Mister … uhhhh … Mister Harblop … Mister Fartlop.”
Me: “Just one second. I’ll put him on. (Hands phone to 3-year-old son.)”
Telemarketer: Uhhhh. OK.
My son: “Hi. … What’s your name? … Do you like “Ratatouille”? … I have boy nipples. Do you have boy nipples? …”
Ooooh, excuse me, I’m off to start a daycare.
June 27th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
Warn people before you make them spit lunch all over their computer screen, will you!?!
Boy nipples! OMG! I definitely have to try this.
June 28th, 2008 at 7:02 pm
I have not laughed like this in awhile. You’ll make a fortune.