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Child Labour: the good news!

Thursday, June 26th, 2008
By raincoaster

Phone kidThe good news is, there are some jobs that kids will do for free that you can’t even pay grownups to do. In fact, you could probably start a daycare, stick all the unsuspecting tots on this duty and charge a fortune.

From ThePoop:

My older son has been kind of difficult for the last week or two. But I’m giving him a lot of slack, because we’ve finally found a job that he’s completely fantastic at: dealing with telemarketers…

Telemarketer: “Is this Mister … uhhhh … Mister Harblop … Mister Fartlop.”

Me: “Just one second. I’ll put him on. (Hands phone to 3-year-old son.)”

Telemarketer: Uhhhh. OK.

My son: “Hi. … What’s your name? … Do you like “Ratatouille”? … I have boy nipples. Do you have boy nipples? …”

Ooooh, excuse me, I’m off to start a daycare.


Blargh

Thursday, June 26th, 2008
By Glinda

If you want to hear what has now surpassed Madonna’s version of “Santa Baby” as the most annoying song on the planet, have a listen at this.

He did not just say “I’m glad you’re a hot mom now.” Did he?

I don’t know why, but it seems ok when a woman uses the term to describe herself, but really creepy and wrong when some weird dude playing bad acoustic guitar does.

Is that wrong? Am I being hypocritical? Or do you think the term “hot mom” is demeaning/objectifying no matter who says it?









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