Parenting Advice from Snoop Dogg

By raincoaster

Hey, the man has some experience. Here, he shows newbies Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson how to prepare for the arrival of their new baby.

Let’s list those tips, for those who can’t play the YouTube (and without access to YouTube, how do you expect to raise a happy child? Eh? Honestly!).

Put the crib in the garage if you want a sex life.
Don’t sweat the carbon monoxide; it’s healthy!
Kids love videos, but forget that Baby Einstein crap. It’s all about the rap videos.
A baby bottle’s nipple fits right over the end of the malt liquor bottle and guarantees a restful night’s sleep.
Snoop is standing by to help with that breast-feeding thing.
Oh, I won’t give away the punchline. But it’s damn good advice.

This entry was posted on Tuesday, June 17th, 2008 at 6:14 pm by raincoaster and is filed under Baby Haters, Celebrity Dads, Celebrity Moms, Entertainment, Oh DAD!, That's Just Wrong. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

Ruth Says:
June 17th, 2008 at 10:01 pm
very funny. The whitest couple on earth!
raincoaster Says:
June 18th, 2008 at 5:21 pm
You know, I’m not so sure you can say Pete and Ashlee turned out better than Snoop, so maybe this is a GOOD thing?

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