This Will Not End Well
Tuesday, June 10th, 2008By raincoaster
Betcha didn’t know the words for “Stage Mother” are the same in Japanese.
Betcha didn’t know the words for “Stage Mother” are the same in Japanese.
And really, I can use that as my title because nobody really knows what the heck hollaback really means, so why not apply the term to shoes?
I was pleasantly suprised when I looked into the Gwen Stefani-designed clothing line Harajuku Lovers. It was cute and age appropriate. Not bad for a celebrity with no real prior designing experience. When I heard she was also coming out with a line of shoes, I was excited. I thought they were going to be good.
Ah, expectations. Why must you always dashed?
Bo-ring.
Double bo-ring.
And even worse, bo-ring, ugly, and overpriced at the same time. I’m sure it takes some sort of talent to design something so multifaceted, right? Nobody said they had to be good facets or anything.
If your kid wants skate shoes, do yourself a favor and go buy some Vans instead. They’re better looking and a heck of a lot cheaper.