Friday Caption Contest: Who’s That Boy Edition
By raincoasterCaption the following adorable, not-at-all-foreshadowing baby celebrity photo. Click through the jump or click on the picture to see who it really is (include in-jokes in the captions if you wish).
It’s John Travolta!
June 6th, 2008 at 10:18 pm
“Mommy, I promise to never, ever, ever join a scary cult when I grow up!” said little Johnny.
June 6th, 2008 at 10:49 pm
Well you can tell by the way I squeak and squawk
I’m a mommy’s boy and still can’t walk
I scream real loud if the milk ain’t warm
I’ve been kicking & crying since I was born.
And now it’s all right, It’s OK
My diaper’s dry right now I say.
You should try to understand
The way new Huggies fits my can.
Whether you’re a brother
Or whether your my mother
I’m stayin’ dry
Stayin’ dry
Hear my cry awaken
Everyone starts quakin’
Cause I’m not real dry
Not real dry
Ah ah ah ah
Get me dry
Get me dry
Ah ah ah ah
Now I’m dry…
June 8th, 2008 at 6:46 pm
The face you’re born with is the face you’re given.
The face you end with is the face you deserve.
June 9th, 2008 at 10:47 am
Me & Spanky & Alfalfa are gonna form the “He-Man Woman Haters Club”.
June 9th, 2008 at 1:05 pm
Mama says if I don’t learn my ABC’s, I’ll be in Mr. Kotter’s kindergarten class for the rest of my life.
June 9th, 2008 at 1:08 pm
And now, to indulge my inner snark:
“Simon, what’s a bush baby?”
June 9th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
It’s like his eye-to-head ratio has completely inverted with age!
http://ayyyy.com/2008/06/09/describe-this-man-in-three-words/