Friday Caption Contest: Who’s That Boy Edition

Caption the following adorable, not-at-all-foreshadowing baby celebrity photo. Click through the jump or click on the picture to see who it really is (include in-jokes in the captions if you wish).

Baby Barbarino

It’s John Travolta!

8 Responses to “Friday Caption Contest: Who’s That Boy Edition”

  1. Jennie June 6, 2008 at 10:18 pm #

    “Mommy, I promise to never, ever, ever join a scary cult when I grow up!” said little Johnny.

  2. Jennie June 6, 2008 at 10:49 pm #

    Well you can tell by the way I squeak and squawk
    I’m a mommy’s boy and still can’t walk
    I scream real loud if the milk ain’t warm
    I’ve been kicking & crying since I was born.

    And now it’s all right, It’s OK
    My diaper’s dry right now I say.
    You should try to understand
    The way new Huggies fits my can.

    Whether you’re a brother
    Or whether your my mother
    I’m stayin’ dry
    Stayin’ dry
    Hear my cry awaken
    Everyone starts quakin’
    Cause I’m not real dry
    Not real dry
    Ah ah ah ah
    Get me dry
    Get me dry
    Ah ah ah ah
    Now I’m dry…

  3. Bellamama June 8, 2008 at 6:46 pm #

    The face you’re born with is the face you’re given.
    The face you end with is the face you deserve.

  4. gemdiva June 9, 2008 at 10:47 am #

    Me & Spanky & Alfalfa are gonna form the “He-Man Woman Haters Club”.

  5. gamma June 9, 2008 at 1:05 pm #

    Mama says if I don’t learn my ABC’s, I’ll be in Mr. Kotter’s kindergarten class for the rest of my life.

  6. gamma June 9, 2008 at 1:08 pm #

    And now, to indulge my inner snark:

    “Simon, what’s a bush baby?”

  7. Leah June 9, 2008 at 2:08 pm #

    It’s like his eye-to-head ratio has completely inverted with age!

    http://ayyyy.com/2008/06/09/describe-this-man-in-three-words/

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