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Thursday, May 29th, 2008By raincoaster
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They Should Have Locked Him in His Pineapple
Thursday, May 29th, 2008By Glinda
When I first heard of this product, I thought it was a joke. Surely there was no one drunk/drugged/forced at gunpoint at Nickelodeon to sign on the dotted line for this concept.
But, scarily enough, it’s legit. In what is sure to go down in the annals of marketing history as the worst brand placement ever, I give you:
Yes, a rectal thermometer that plays music. Specifically, the signature theme of Spongebob Squarepants.
Years from now, there will be hordes of young children who will cry whenever Spongebob comes on, and yet have no idea why.
