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Happy 30th Birthday, Slime!

By raincoaster

Everything old is goo again!

(I had to; it was there)

Yes, GenX’s favorite toy (besides Pong, that is) is celebrating its thirtieth birthday this year. As with everything and everyone who turns that undeniably-adult age, its tastes have changed over time to something more…sophisticated?

Say hello to Love Slime, Hot Slime, Relax Slime (?) and Elegance Slime (????).

Adult slime

Note that the company says these fragrances are “scented to appeal to adult sensitivities” rather than scented to enhance adult activities. Like that is going to stop anyone.

From TrendsInJapan via Gizmodo.

3 Responses to “Happy 30th Birthday, Slime!”

  1. Glinda Says:

    Oh, I must have some Elegance Slime!

    For what, I have no idea. But I have to have it anyway!

  2. raincoaster Says:

    For the elegance of it, of course.

    Actually, they had little pots of slime at the place settings at my cousin’s wedding. I kid you not. In the wedding colours, too. It was floral-scented. All my now-grown and dapperly be-suited cousins spent the entire wedding dinner sticking their thumbs in the little pots to make farting noises. And people wonder why I live at the other end of the country.

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