Celebrity Dad Faceoff
The ante.
It must be upped.
Bourdain got his butt kicked, losing with only thirty percent of the vote.
So, I bring to you a man who has played a half-elf and a Russian gangster. And who looked good doing both.
Gentlemen, if you please…


Finally you give me an easy choice! Not crazy about Viggo. Crazy to all get out about Denzel…
Ok, you need some rock stars … I like me some rock stars.
I never agree with the majority.
I am all about the Denzel, but I’m afraid he’s going down this week. It’s a shame because Viggo does nothing for me.
To this day I wonder why Exene would let him get away… *sigh*
It’s sad that I know what movies Viggo is naked in, like I knew where to find Daniel Craig in the buff. This probably says something somewhat unsavory about my character.
If you rent Crimson Tide you can see them both at the same time! Denzel and Viggo, that is. But neither of them get naked, alas.
I saw Viggo in the Cincinnati airport last summer. Just walking off a POS puddle jumper like the one I was getting ready to get on. I couldn’t believe it, and nobody else sitting near me noticed, but it was him, looking fine. *swoon*
You. Bitch.
Don’t you know it’s my dream that Denzel and Viggo should get gay married and make pretty bi-racial butt babies together?!
(criez)
I think that is EVERY woman’s dream.
BTW Viggo is an awesome dad and adores kids. If you’re at a poetry reading of his (and the poetry is DAMN good) and want to draw his attention, don’t stuff your bra, just bring a toddler.