Friday Caption Contest Results: House of Dereon Edition
This was a contentious one. There was, naturally, unanimity in the TeenyManolosphere on the unattractiveness and inappropriateness of these outfits, but I, personally, was shocked by the fact that no-one singled that ridonkulous hat out for particular ridicule. Honestly, that poor girl looks like Gumby! No, not the one you’re thinking of: that one looks like a gay Huggy Bear.
In any case, it’s time to announce the winner of the most hotly-contested caption contest since the Junior Justice League:
pomme Says:
May 11th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
Delurking to suggest:
“Honey, I Shrunk the Pussycat Dolls”
And the virtual rewards of de-lurking are both hypothetical and fabulous: the eye-catching, yet tasteful Nahui Ollin New Ritual Tote.
Raincoaster, I had to fight that one. I was past the edge on my caption and really couldn’t comment on the cap resembling a reservoir tip.
Wow and thank you!
By the way, I have to tell you that hypothetical and fabulous totes are my favorite kind.
Yay for pomme!
Perhaps the hypothetical tote could include a copy of “Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank,” by Celia Rivenbark. Yes, it’s a real book, clearly unread by Beyonce and her posse.
Oooh, I shall have to hit up the publisher for a review copy. Sounds like JUST our kind of thing.