Comments on: Friday Caption Contest: House of Dereon Edition

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Friday Caption Contest Results: House of Dereon Edition » Teeny Manolo — Mon, 12 May 2008 20:39:41 +0000

[…] In any case, it’s time to announce the winner of the most hotly-contested caption contest since the Junior Justice League: […]

By: PaperPusher

PaperPusher — Mon, 12 May 2008 14:06:52 +0000

Alright, here’s my caption.

Obviously no one at the House of Dereon was in the audience when Chris Rock joked that the most important thing in life for a dad is to make sure your daughter don’t dance on a pole.

By: PaperPusher

PaperPusher — Mon, 12 May 2008 13:57:31 +0000

As a mom of a 1 year old girl and a woman in general, I’m so wildly offended looking at this. Trashy, badly designed fashion - why should we expose our young ones to these things so early?

By: pomme

pomme — Sun, 11 May 2008 18:14:01 +0000

Delurking to suggest:
“Honey, I Shrunk the Pussycat Dolls”

By: Phyllis

Phyllis — Sun, 11 May 2008 01:02:13 +0000

This is way more offensive than that shot of Miley Cyrus, who mostly looked just plain wet and miserably cold, IMO.

By: Ana

Ana — Sat, 10 May 2008 15:29:37 +0000

When King George III looked into his closet and discovered his wardrobe missing he had no idea that centuries later it would reappear in the crafty hands of Queen “B” herself for ill-suited children’s apparel. Yes, the King is rolling in his grave.

By: gemdiva

gemdiva — Sat, 10 May 2008 13:42:50 +0000

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By: Bellamama

Bellamama — Sat, 10 May 2008 05:01:40 +0000

Have you ever wondered how kids like Lindsay and Britney made it into show business? How did their parents do it? Well, with our new clothing line, you too can shove your kids into overexposure and impossible expectations! Buy now and forever change your child’s concept of reality!

By: Jennie

Jennie — Fri, 09 May 2008 21:24:52 +0000

New for Tot Tarts! The 4″ Heel works for both the Pouty Pirate and the Pimpin’ Preppy! (Feather Boa Sold Separately)

By: Glinda

Glinda — Fri, 09 May 2008 21:11:51 +0000

How’s about a simple “WTF?”