Friday Caption Contest: House of Dereon Edition

Friday Caption Contest: House of Dereon Edition

By raincoaster

Oh, my. Mrs. Z (the artist formerly known as Beyonce) has a lot to answer for with this:

From PopGumbo via Gawker

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11 Responses to “Friday Caption Contest: House of Dereon Edition”

Merry Says:
May 9th, 2008 at 5:08 pm
She obviously doesn’t have children yet, and if this is how she’s going to dress them, she probably shouldn’t.
Glinda Says:
May 9th, 2008 at 5:11 pm
How’s about a simple “WTF?”
Jennie Says:
May 9th, 2008 at 5:24 pm
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Bellamama Says:
May 10th, 2008 at 1:01 am
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gemdiva Says:
May 10th, 2008 at 9:42 am
1. After the success of their revolutionary anti-aging elixir, “Ponce De’Leon’s Revenge”, Beyonce and Tina Knowles poured every last dime into creating a clothing line for their new , younger, older client, which they aptly named “Togs for Tiny Tarts”.

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Ana Says:
May 10th, 2008 at 11:29 am
When King George III looked into his closet and discovered his wardrobe missing he had no idea that centuries later it would reappear in the crafty hands of Queen “B” herself for ill-suited children’s apparel. Yes, the King is rolling in his grave.
Phyllis Says:
May 10th, 2008 at 9:02 pm
This is way more offensive than that shot of Miley Cyrus, who mostly looked just plain wet and miserably cold, IMO.
pomme Says:
May 11th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
Delurking to suggest:
“Honey, I Shrunk the Pussycat Dolls”
PaperPusher Says:
May 12th, 2008 at 9:57 am
As a mom of a 1 year old girl and a woman in general, I’m so wildly offended looking at this. Trashy, badly designed fashion - why should we expose our young ones to these things so early?
PaperPusher Says:
May 12th, 2008 at 10:06 am
Alright, here’s my caption.

Obviously no one at the House of Dereon was in the audience when Chris Rock joked that the most important thing in life for a dad is to make sure your daughter don’t dance on a pole.
Friday Caption Contest Results: House of Dereon Edition » Teeny Manolo Says:
May 12th, 2008 at 4:39 pm
[…] In any case, it’s time to announce the winner of the most hotly-contested caption contest since the Junior Justice League: […]

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