11 Responses to “Friday Caption Contest: House of Dereon Edition”
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May 12, 2008
[...] In any case, it’s time to announce the winner of the most hotly-contested caption contest since the Junior Justice League: [...]
She obviously doesn’t have children yet, and if this is how she’s going to dress them, she probably shouldn’t.
How’s about a simple “WTF?”
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When King George III looked into his closet and discovered his wardrobe missing he had no idea that centuries later it would reappear in the crafty hands of Queen “B” herself for ill-suited children’s apparel. Yes, the King is rolling in his grave.
This is way more offensive than that shot of Miley Cyrus, who mostly looked just plain wet and miserably cold, IMO.
Delurking to suggest:
“Honey, I Shrunk the Pussycat Dolls”
As a mom of a 1 year old girl and a woman in general, I’m so wildly offended looking at this. Trashy, badly designed fashion – why should we expose our young ones to these things so early?
Alright, here’s my caption.
Obviously no one at the House of Dereon was in the audience when Chris Rock joked that the most important thing in life for a dad is to make sure your daughter don’t dance on a pole.