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Friday Caption Contest: House of Dereon Edition

By raincoaster

Oh, my. Mrs. Z (the artist formerly known as Beyonce) has a lot to answer for with this:

House of Dereon

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11 Responses to “Friday Caption Contest: House of Dereon Edition”




  1. Merry Says:

    She obviously doesn’t have children yet, and if this is how she’s going to dress them, she probably shouldn’t.




  2. Glinda Says:

    How’s about a simple “WTF?”




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  5. gemdiva Says:

    1. After the success of their revolutionary anti-aging elixir, “Ponce De’Leon’s Revenge”, Beyonce and Tina Knowles poured every last dime into creating a clothing line for their new , younger, older client, which they aptly named “Togs for Tiny Tarts”.

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  6. Ana Says:

    When King George III looked into his closet and discovered his wardrobe missing he had no idea that centuries later it would reappear in the crafty hands of Queen “B” herself for ill-suited children’s apparel. Yes, the King is rolling in his grave.




  7. Phyllis Says:

    This is way more offensive than that shot of Miley Cyrus, who mostly looked just plain wet and miserably cold, IMO.




  8. pomme Says:

    Delurking to suggest:
    “Honey, I Shrunk the Pussycat Dolls”




  9. PaperPusher Says:

    As a mom of a 1 year old girl and a woman in general, I’m so wildly offended looking at this. Trashy, badly designed fashion – why should we expose our young ones to these things so early?




  10. PaperPusher Says:

    Alright, here’s my caption.

    Obviously no one at the House of Dereon was in the audience when Chris Rock joked that the most important thing in life for a dad is to make sure your daughter don’t dance on a pole.




  11. Friday Caption Contest Results: House of Dereon Edition » Teeny Manolo Says:

    [...] In any case, it’s time to announce the winner of the most hotly-contested caption contest since the Junior Justice League: [...]




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