Celebrity Dad Faceoff
By GlindaAs it turns out, Denzel was able to deliver quite the drubbing to Mr. CSI, or Jag, or whatever show Mark Harmon is currently starring in. Denzel garnered almost sixty percent of the vote, leaving Mr. Harmon to languish with a mere forty-two percent.
And once again, my friends, I have slogged through seemingly gazillions of sometimes painful Google image pages, searching for someone who just might have the chops to win over the esteemed Mr. Washington.
And while raincoaster and the ever superfantastic Phyllis had some great suggestions, (I will utilize them, never fear!) I sort of went my own way this week. I admit to having somewhat of a crush on this next contender, even though he isn’t necessarily conventionally handsome. But, as we all know, conventionally handsome does not always translate into hot, and ladies, we’re all about the hot over here.
vs. 
May 9th, 2008 at 10:47 am
All right, not that I’m trying to influence your vote, but isn’t a man who can both write and cook hot? Or is it just me?
May 9th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
Glinda, Not unless he also looks like Denzel.
May 9th, 2008 at 3:51 pm
For Anthony to beat Denzel we would have had to read the books. I’m afraid Denzel’s attractions have been perused by many more millions than Anthony’s. Now, if this were a write-off instead of a face-off, I’m sure the votes would be going the other way.
May 9th, 2008 at 4:01 pm
Bad boys like Anthony Bourdain are always compelling, but they’re also the ones who make you hate yourself in the morning!
May 9th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
Tony is sexy in that skinny guy, sardonic way, but having watched him quite a bit on TV, I just think he’d smell a bit to strongly of vodka and cigarettes. Denzel, however, would smell divine.
May 9th, 2008 at 5:08 pm
Ahhh, but he doesn’t smoke anymore! I’ll give you the beer/vodka though.
May 9th, 2008 at 5:13 pm
I forgot to mention that I do agree that Denzel would smell heavenly.
May 9th, 2008 at 5:31 pm
Let’s see, I guess I kind of like the bad boy… World traveling, he cooks, and he has very sensual lips…Possibilities abound, she said with a throaty chuckle…
May 9th, 2008 at 7:29 pm
Glinda, if you’re researching Athletic Dad Hotness there is also Jason Taylor, who is truly heating up the dance floor this season on Dancing With the Stars
Oh baby…
May 9th, 2008 at 8:32 pm
I was rooting for Mark Harmon.
But I’ll take Denzel over Bourdain any day of the week.
May 9th, 2008 at 10:36 pm
I do absolutely adore Anthony Bourdain. He’s made me howl with laughter at stories that ought to have completely turned my stomach, and I’d still feed him while he told me dread tales of scary kitchens he has known…but I cannot deny Denzel.
Sorry, Glinda, but Denzel has me in his hot clutches and I cannot help swooning blissfully into them.
But I’d definitely think some dirty thoughts about Anthony while I’m there.
May 10th, 2008 at 11:15 am
Can I have both? I just need their money. Their looks will expire long before their bank will. ha! I’m a bit partial to denz. I’ve never seen a bad looking denz pix!
May 12th, 2008 at 8:08 am
I cannot choose. Yes, Denzel is a fine looking man and seems to be both intelligent and well-spoken. Tony, on the other hand, is a party waiting to happen. If he will take me along on his adventures, feeding me and drinking wine with me, I would certainly vote for him. (But can I have Mr. Jackman on stand-by???)
May 17th, 2008 at 12:14 pm
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