Where Am I?

May 8, 2008 in Art, Bring It, Celebrity Kids, Celebrity Moms, Oh MOM!, That's Just Wrong with 3 Comments

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George Bush is the greatest president in the history of presidents.

Mission was accomplished.

Toddlers never throw tantrums.

I live in a huge mansion with a cook, a maid, and a butler.

Junk food is good for you and helps you lose weight.

Pamela Anderson is an Oscar-winning actress.

Christian is as straight as a ruler.

The economy is strong.

And Dina Lohan has received a “Top Mom” of the year award.

I am in Bizarro World, aren’t I? 

About Glinda: Playing against type, Glinda lives in the West with her husband, eight year old son and year old daughter. She is in a constant state of worry that her wand is going to break at any moment.

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3 Responses to “Where Am I?”

  1. Ana May 8, 2008 at 12:17 pm #

    LOL

    *slap ya on wrist for* Christian is as straight as a ruler. lol
    It is unfortunate, tho that a lot of Christians are no different than those they preach against…so sad! I guess I better stop the hypocrisy and put away the booz, cussin’ and love of food – NAW!!!

  2. Glinda May 8, 2008 at 12:21 pm #

    Ana, I actually wasn’t referring to Christians as a religious group, but Christian the winner of last season’s Project Runway. My bad, and I now have a link for explainin’ purposes!

  3. Ana May 10, 2008 at 11:34 am #

    Oh my! My apologies. But I did find this post super hilarious and got a good chuckle. Which you are always so good at giving with your posts!