Where Am I?

By Glinda

George Bush is the greatest president in the history of presidents.

Mission was accomplished.

Toddlers never throw tantrums.

I live in a huge mansion with a cook, a maid, and a butler.

Junk food is good for you and helps you lose weight.

Pamela Anderson is an Oscar-winning actress.

Christian is as straight as a ruler.

The economy is strong.

And Dina Lohan has received a “Top Mom” of the year award.

I am in Bizarro World, aren’t I?

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Ana Says:
May 8th, 2008 at 12:17 pm
LOL

*slap ya on wrist for* Christian is as straight as a ruler. lol
It is unfortunate, tho that a lot of Christians are no different than those they preach against…so sad! I guess I better stop the hypocrisy and put away the booz, cussin’ and love of food - NAW!!!
Glinda Says:
May 8th, 2008 at 12:21 pm
Ana, I actually wasn’t referring to Christians as a religious group, but Christian the winner of last season’s Project Runway. My bad, and I now have a link for explainin’ purposes!
Ana Says:
May 10th, 2008 at 11:34 am
Oh my! My apologies. But I did find this post super hilarious and got a good chuckle. Which you are always so good at giving with your posts!

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