Big Wheel is Big Deal

Forget your right to bear arms. Take up your right to bear toys instead! Now we know Charlton Heston is really dead, when a Big Wheel outranks a shotgun.

From the Daily Freeman:

Matthews said a resident of the home, thinking the two men were trying to break in, came outside carrying a shotgun. And when the man incorrectly thought one of the combatants had a knife and was about to use it, he fired a shotgun blast into the air in an attempt to scare the men, Matthews said.

But the two kept fighting.

Moments later, Matthews said, a woman showed up at the scene and whacked the two men with a plastic Big Wheel riding toy, and the fight stopped.

Well, you gotta know when you’re outgunned.