Simon Cowell’s Stylin’ Secrets!
By raincoasterThat rapier wit, that irresistible malevolence, that roguish smile, the manly tan, the arm/chest pelt, those perfect teeth, those suspiciously buff pecs, the himbo pinup calendar: is it any wonder that Simon Cowell, evil overlord of American Idol, has won the hearts of so many? But there’s one more reason:
The hair.
We at TeenyManolo, as dwellers in the Manolosphere and survivors of the Eighties, are uniquely placed to reveal to the world the secret of Simon Cowell’s mane muse. Where, in a world dominated by variations of the Trent Reznor and the George Clooney does a man get the inspiration for such a vividly gravity-defying, yet carefree and jungle-lush look?
From just one place, my friends:
Yes, it’s the comeback of the hottest look of the Eighties: The Monchhichi. Via toybender.com. Sex-AY! Is it any wonder they’re also the inspiration for a line of condoms?
April 24th, 2008 at 1:56 pm
Monchichi give me nightmares. As do troll dolls.
April 24th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
Troll dolls rule! I will not hear a word against them; besides, they remind me of my family.
If Simon could just quit smoking and get a decent haircut, he and I could rule the world…