Disney Princes: Rated R for “Rawrrrrrr!”

April 19, 2008 in Art, Big Bad Business, Boys Will Be Boys, Entertainment, Oh DAD!, Superfantastic with 6 Comments

Here’s a little something to sustain the grownup in you through the umpteenth viewing of The Little Mermaid, Pocahontas, or Insert-Kid-Fave-Disney-Flick.

Remember that tip to help nervous people relax and enjoy public speaking? The one where you’re supposed to imagine the audience in their underwear? Well, it works pretty well for Disney films, too, as you will see if you click onward.

Say why, hello there to Aladdin:

Aladdin

And John Smith from Pocahontas:

John Smith from Pocahontas

both from the extensive gallery of Disney Princes baring it like Beckham
from David Kawena and posted at Zona Erogena
Site is NOT. SAFE. FOR. WORK. (or heterosexual males)

About raincoaster: Small. Stealthy. Snarky.

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6 Responses to “Disney Princes: Rated R for “Rawrrrrrr!””

  1. raincoaster April 19, 2008 at 9:28 pm #

    NO COMMENTS?

    Ladies, I’m not clickbaiting here, you MUST click past the jump and see these. You can thank me later.

  2. Meg April 20, 2008 at 1:48 am #

    Yow.

  3. raincoaster April 20, 2008 at 8:03 am #

    They are indeed whey ghey. But hot nonetheless, and I will hear no tales of brief-stuffing. Lalalalalalalalalala…

  4. Stella April 21, 2008 at 10:17 pm #

    HAHAHA – hilarious, disturbing, and hot, all at once. This was a nice way to start the week!

  5. Jane April 25, 2008 at 3:27 pm #

    Well, heellllllloooo Alladin! Want to rub my magic lamp?

  6. La BellaDonna April 28, 2008 at 4:15 pm #

    I’d rather rub HIS magic lamp, and wait for the genie to come out!