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Disney Princes: Rated R for “Rawrrrrrr!”

By raincoaster

Here’s a little something to sustain the grownup in you through the umpteenth viewing of The Little Mermaid, Pocahontas, or Insert-Kid-Fave-Disney-Flick.

Remember that tip to help nervous people relax and enjoy public speaking? The one where you’re supposed to imagine the audience in their underwear? Well, it works pretty well for Disney films, too, as you will see if you click onward.

Say why, hello there to Aladdin:


And John Smith from Pocahontas:

John Smith from Pocahontas

both from the extensive gallery of Disney Princes baring it like Beckham
from David Kawena and posted at Zona Erogena
Site is NOT. SAFE. FOR. WORK. (or heterosexual males)

6 Responses to “Disney Princes: Rated R for “Rawrrrrrr!””

  1. raincoaster Says:


    Ladies, I’m not clickbaiting here, you MUST click past the jump and see these. You can thank me later.

  2. Meg Says:


  3. raincoaster Says:

    They are indeed whey ghey. But hot nonetheless, and I will hear no tales of brief-stuffing. Lalalalalalalalalala…

  4. Stella Says:

    HAHAHA – hilarious, disturbing, and hot, all at once. This was a nice way to start the week!

  5. Jane Says:

    Well, heellllllloooo Alladin! Want to rub my magic lamp?

  6. La BellaDonna Says:

    I’d rather rub HIS magic lamp, and wait for the genie to come out!

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