via WanderingCoyote
Okay, so it’s not Beethoven. You think Beethoven’s Fifth would calm a crying baby? Behold the power of the greatest pacifier known to humanity, the ever-reliable Rickroll. I wonder what would happen if they played Rick Astley in Helmand; the entire region would break into a soporific version of the Hustle, shake hands, and declare peace. You doubt? You watch!
via Defamer.
I offer you the above illustrations from the new modern fairy tale “My Beautiful Mommy.”*
It’s the heartwarming story of a sad Mommy who thinks she isn’t good enough the way she is. Why, she’ll never be crowned Mrs. MILF America if her tummy is so flabby and her boobs so droopy! So in comes the big, buff Plastic Surgery Fairy to make Mommy all better.
But, Mommy and the Plastic Surgery Fairy want to make sure that the little girl knows that Mommy coming home all bruised, bandaged, and unable to move doesn’t mean that she got hurt! Oh no! It just means that Mommy got prettier!
This book is a must-read for all Mommies who care about their impressionable young kids!
*Currently being sold at all finer plastic surgery offices nationwide. Pick up your copy today!