Okay, not preschool. This kid is six years old. And was, evidently, a robotic scorpion in a previous life.

When they were handing out the oily skin genes, I must have somehow cut towards the front of the line. My skin has always had, uh, what I like to term as a “dewy glow.”  Ok, ok, maybe my skin is just a bit overenthusiastic in the moisture department.  They tell me that in the long run, that means I will have less wrinkles, so yay for that. But in the meantime, I prefer not to walk around looking like I’ve just come from a workout.

And that means these:

Yes, blotting papers.  Well, in this case, blotting linens, actually.   The problem with a lot of blotting papers is that they can leave an annoying powdery sheen behind.  These contain no powder, and are actually made out of biodegradable fabric derived from leaves, if you can imagine that.  Also, they are twice as large as normal blotting papers, meaning you can probably use just one and be fine.  Unless you actually have been working out, and then maybe you might need two.

They come in a slim, purse-stuffable sized box.  They also come in your choice of Lavender, Peppermint, California Orange or Fresh scents.

Because I don’t care if you don’t wear makeup, there are days when looking like a walking oil slick is just not cool.  Actually, name me a day when it is cool, I dare you.

And yes, you could just go ahead and use a disposable toilet seat cover from the public restroom, but these are just so much more dignified, don’t you think?