Damn Those Celebrity Moms!
It isn’t the makeup artists to create a flawless complexion…
Or the fabulous dresses… Well in this case the, uh, supposed access to fabulous dresses whether taken advantage of or not…
Or the beautiful updos and bling…
Not the unlimited snack runs…
It isn’t the perfectly toned bodies right after childbirth…
It isn’t even all the money they spend for the plastic surgeries to get the bodies…
No, it is none of that.
Do you realize that none of the children of any of these women were around when these pictures were taken?
It’s the babysitting I want, my friends.
They can have all the rest, but I want the babysitting. If I was able to ditch my kid as often as they do, I’d have a big smile on my face too!
Yeah it sure would be nice to have the access to babysitting that the celebs seem to have.
hehe! Wouldn’t it be nice to have someone at your beck ‘n call to drop the kids off too.
hehe! Wouldn’t it be nice to have someone at your beck ‘n call to drop the kids too. Oh what money can buy….
It’s not babysitting, though. In most of these cases, it’s Joint Custody.
Some people’s answer to this dilemma is “have more children.” Not that I recommend that, but as the oldest of too, too, too many siblings, I know that my father enjoyed plenty of time away from the kids….because I was providing the free labor.
Oh, darn, Never teh Bride — I was just about to be all gleeful about how my oldest will be old enough to stay home with his siblings in a couple/few years… and now I feel like I need to tone down the glee. Hey, I will have had them for 13, 14 years by then, isn’t that enough?
It’s so much easier to have children if you have close relatives around who can keep an eye on them for you from time to time. It gets very expensive, otherwise.