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Educational Video Games: a heartfelt wish

Tuesday, March 25th, 2008
By raincoaster

Debate Noam Chomsky videogame

If only. Oh, if only. This little baby is my dream machine. And they could have a right-wing version with an AI simulation of William F. Buckley for the playoffs. Gore Vidal, William Kristol and Naomi Klein modules! I can see it all now! I could sell a million of them! Soooooo much more practical than silly old spelling bees!

Oh, who am I kidding? What’s the market for a game teaching rote memorization of routine tasks versus the ability to conduct logical debate with philosophical opponents at an elevated level? There goes my business plan, now where did I put the gin?

Damn Those Celebrity Moms!

Tuesday, March 25th, 2008
By Glinda

It isn’t the makeup artists to create a flawless complexion…

Reese Witherspoon

Or the fabulous dresses… Well in this case the, uh, supposed access to fabulous dresses whether taken advantage of or not…

Uma Thurman Oscars

Or the beautiful updos and bling…

Rachel Weisz

Not the unlimited snack runs…

Britney loves her some snacks!

It isn’t the perfectly toned bodies right after childbirth…

Heidi Klum Victoria’s Secret Show

It isn’t even all the money they spend for the plastic surgeries to get the bodies…

Pam Anderson and her money bags

No, it is none of that.

Do you realize that none of the children of any of these women were around when these pictures were taken?

It’s the babysitting I want, my friends. 

They can have all the rest, but I want the babysitting.  If I was able to ditch my kid as often as they do, I’d have a big smile on my face too!

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