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The Very Definition of a Cheap Date

By raincoaster

As our devoted readers know, we in the Manolosphere are vigorously opposed to bigotry of any kind, including the particular, peculiar branch known as sexism. Naturally, then, it is with mixed feelings that we present the following; it is both too bizarre to ignore and by its very nature completely sexist:

Sperm for tickets

The purpose of this website was to test market interest through a pilot scheme.
Applications for donation packs have far exceed the expectations.
Our clients are calling a halt to the invitation to apply for packs,
and will review the results of the scheme to decide on how to proceed.

All submissions sent to the website are fully protected under Irish privacy regulations,
and will not be released to ANY third party.

Well, presumably eventually they WILL be released to a third party, or what’s the whole point?

Does this company know their market or, like, what?









3 Responses to “The Very Definition of a Cheap Date”




  1. Margaret Says:

    “Awwww, honey, I’ve always wanted to go to this music festival. It’s been sold out for months…however did you get tickets?”

    So many tacky responses to this question are coming to mind. So, so many.




  2. raincoaster Says:

    You know, prostitutes could have a lock on this, if they only develop a system. Equality of the sexes?




  3. Jennie Says:

    Guy- I’ll get us tickets! Gal- I love tickets! Guy aside- How to get tickets???!!! Later, Guy looks down. Smiles. Ahhhhhh TICKETS!!!!!!! Lights a cigarette… Later Gal- I love this! Guy a little sleepy- I loved for this….




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