Friday Caption Contest: Jaska the Bear Dog Edition
It’s time once again for everyone’s favorite gamepost: The Friday Caption Contest! This poor, put-upon fellow is Jaska, a Karelian Bear Dog, stolen from UnderTheSun.
It’s time once again for everyone’s favorite gamepost: The Friday Caption Contest! This poor, put-upon fellow is Jaska, a Karelian Bear Dog, stolen from UnderTheSun.
[...] Friday, March 14, 2008 by Angela Picture of Jaska and Ben gets picked for a caption contest on Teeny Manolo. [...]
[...] It’s everyone’s favorite time of week, when we announce the winner of our glam-tastic Friday Caption Contest. Winners receive the coveted TeenyManolo iAward Air, a virtual prize of stunning magnificence and staggering imaginary prestige. Behold our image, and our winner: [...]
Jaska, the bear dog, was in disbelief! After dispatching the kid in yellow for sitting on her, she thought the blue socks kid would have gotten the message…
1. If I stay really still, maybe it will go away.
2. I put the quarter in but this thing won’t go, but heeeey, it’s soft to sit on anyway.
I put the quater in but it’s not going, but heeeeey, it’s really soft to sit on!
1. Little Stanford was about to learn why 85% of animal attacks happen in the home.
2. Jaska asks himself “Let me see, do the ones with the blue socks have crunchy or chewy centers?”
I can has hot dog now…pleeze??
There once was a bear dog named Jaska
Who took his young master to taska
“Does your mother agree with the way you treat me?”
Said the lad “I don’t know, but I’ll ask her”
Oh girl, you are raising the bar. Seriously, an excellent crop of captions. I should post this early every Friday if you’re all going to be this inspired.
Years later, little Joey was traumatized to learn that it wasn’t really a pony that his parents had gotten him for his birthday.
Jaska thought “What a waste of a perfectly good pair of opposable thumbs.”