Are you deeply, incurably traumatized by a childhood spanking that has left you perverted in bizarre, yet telegenic ways? Have you totally gotten over that antiquated “sense of shame” thing? Are you looking for an opportunity to vilify and mortify your parents in front of a national audience (who isn’t, really?)?
We’ve got just the opportunity for you!
And if you’re not the spankee but rather the spanker, there’s still hope. Just lie about the kid’s age on the application and follow the Dina Lohan parenting plan; your kids, no matter how youthful, will be looking Fabulously Fortysomething in no time!
National Television Morning Show Needs…..
Reply to: job-597438763 AT craigslist DOT org
Date: 2008-03-06, 12:00PM EST
A National Television Morning Show Needs….
We are looking for someone who was “spanked” as a child, and thinks that may be why you have sexual problems, please send your phone number, story and picture to: firstname.lastname@example.org.