Friday Caption Contest: T Rex Edition
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This is Brieana Chambers of Warrensburg-Latham, Illinois visiting our good friend Tyrannosaurus Rex. Note the blithe unconcern on the face of her scholarly friend, who has yet to notice what has snuck up on them. If this were a horror movie instead of a wholesome parenting blog, you know he’d be the one to get eaten first.

1. Oh Grandma! What big teeth you have!
2. Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy & taste good with ketchup.
3. “It says here that T-Rex had poor eyesight but excellent hearing. In fact he could track his prey by the sound of their breathing.” Unfortunately, this vital factoid was discovered too late by the Chambers children.
Huh. I guess you and I are the only ones who like the big lizard.
Think morning breath is bad? Try “I’ve-been-dead-for-66-million-years” breath.
Hey Kid! Could you pry that chunk of meat from between those back teeth? I think it’s that virgin from last month. Girls are so stringy today…
Oh ick! Is that a foot?
Oh no! That’s the biggest cavity I’ve ever seen!