Yes, it’s that time for which we wait with baited breath (I’ve baited mine with squid roe) time to announce the winner of the Friday Caption Contest.

Our subject:

Our winner:

gemdiva Says:
February 22nd, 2008 at 6:15 pm

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a baby. Looking around at his new family, he longed for the days when he was a gigantic insect.

It’s KAFKA, people! How could I not pick this one? Like any right-thinking Bohemian, I’ve got a soft spot for Kafka the size of a large, yet unspecified, castle. Breaking with the traditional presentation of the imaginary shoes, I have instead, arbitrarily and somewhat absurdly, replaced the time-honored ceremony with the Imaginary Presentation of the Imaginary, Commemorative Kafkas Rose Petal Jam.

Last week’s poll where I asked if you would spend major moolah on Hannah Montana tickets for the tween in your life was met by a fairly resounding “No way!” from almost seventy percent. The ticket prices are fairly ridiculous, I think. Down with the free market! Uh, just kidding. Sort of.

Anyhoo, I want to know, did you watch the Academy Awards last night?