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Friday Caption Contest: Family Portrait Edition

By raincoaster

The rules are simple: No blocking. No wimping. Captions in the comments. Pistols at dawn. Winner announced Monday, provided I have sufficiently recovered from the Northern Voice blogging conference.

Marko Rantanen family portrait

By Marko Rantanen, stolen from DarkRoastedBlend


11 Responses to “Friday Caption Contest: Family Portrait Edition”

  1. gemdiva Says:

    Frightened by the sight of his father’s tragic shoes as an infant, Teeny Manolo swore to devote his life to awakening the world to a new awareness of fabulous footwear.

  2. gemdiva Says:

    The Coen brothers’ were delighted with the obvious chemistry between the cast members of their latest film.

  3. gemdiva Says:

    As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a baby. Looking around at his new family, he longed for the days when he was a gigantic insect.

  4. Robyn Says:

    Making me wear plaid! I’ll get you all, while you slumber. Sweet dreams, Family!

  5. Robyn Says:

    Mummy and Daddy were so proud of their new son, Tristan, that they forgot all about Elizabeth. This was unfortunate. And proved to be deadly.

  6. Liz Says:

    Little Annika was thrilled to realize that no one noticed the giant rubber hand that she had placed on her Daddy’s arm chair.

  7. raincoaster Says:

    This may be the first Kafka reference on a Mommyblog in history.

  8. Bellamama Says:

    They didn’t really think it would happen, but at last her face DID stick that way.

  9. Bellamama Says:

    Wednesday Addams and her young family pose for a family portrait.

  10. Phyllis Says:

    They’re creepy and they’re kooky,
    Mysterious and spooky,
    They’re all together ooky,
    The Addams Family.

    Their house is a museum
    Where people come to see ’em
    They really are a scream
    The Addams Family.


    So get a witches shawl on
    A broomstick you can crawl on
    We’re gonna pay a call on
    The Addams Family.

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