Friday Caption Contest: Family Portrait Edition
The rules are simple: No blocking. No wimping. Captions in the comments. Pistols at dawn. Winner announced Monday, provided I have sufficiently recovered from the Northern Voice blogging conference.
By Marko Rantanen, stolen from DarkRoastedBlend

Frightened by the sight of his father’s tragic shoes as an infant, Teeny Manolo swore to devote his life to awakening the world to a new awareness of fabulous footwear.
The Coen brothers’ were delighted with the obvious chemistry between the cast members of their latest film.
As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a baby. Looking around at his new family, he longed for the days when he was a gigantic insect.
Making me wear plaid! I’ll get you all, while you slumber. Sweet dreams, Family!
Mummy and Daddy were so proud of their new son, Tristan, that they forgot all about Elizabeth. This was unfortunate. And proved to be deadly.
Little Annika was thrilled to realize that no one noticed the giant rubber hand that she had placed on her Daddy’s arm chair.
This may be the first Kafka reference on a Mommyblog in history.
They didn’t really think it would happen, but at last her face DID stick that way.
Wednesday Addams and her young family pose for a family portrait.
They’re creepy and they’re kooky,
Mysterious and spooky,
They’re all together ooky,
The Addams Family.
Their house is a museum
Where people come to see ‘em
They really are a scream
The Addams Family.
(Neat)
(Sweet)
(Petite)
So get a witches shawl on
A broomstick you can crawl on
We’re gonna pay a call on
The Addams Family.