Friday Caption Contest: Family Portrait Edition

February 22, 2008 in Art, Caption me, Contests, Girls will be girls, That's Just Wrong with 11 Comments

The rules are simple: No blocking. No wimping. Captions in the comments. Pistols at dawn. Winner announced Monday, provided I have sufficiently recovered from the Northern Voice blogging conference.

Marko Rantanen family portrait

By Marko Rantanen, stolen from DarkRoastedBlend

 

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11 Responses to “Friday Caption Contest: Family Portrait Edition”

  1. gemdiva February 22, 2008 at 6:06 pm #

    Frightened by the sight of his father’s tragic shoes as an infant, Teeny Manolo swore to devote his life to awakening the world to a new awareness of fabulous footwear.

  2. gemdiva February 22, 2008 at 6:10 pm #

    The Coen brothers’ were delighted with the obvious chemistry between the cast members of their latest film.

  3. gemdiva February 22, 2008 at 6:15 pm #

    As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a baby. Looking around at his new family, he longed for the days when he was a gigantic insect.

  4. Robyn February 22, 2008 at 7:32 pm #

    Making me wear plaid! I’ll get you all, while you slumber. Sweet dreams, Family!

  5. Robyn February 22, 2008 at 7:38 pm #

    Mummy and Daddy were so proud of their new son, Tristan, that they forgot all about Elizabeth. This was unfortunate. And proved to be deadly.

  6. Liz February 23, 2008 at 12:25 am #

    Little Annika was thrilled to realize that no one noticed the giant rubber hand that she had placed on her Daddy’s arm chair.

  7. raincoaster February 23, 2008 at 1:45 am #

    This may be the first Kafka reference on a Mommyblog in history.

  8. Bellamama February 23, 2008 at 11:24 pm #

    They didn’t really think it would happen, but at last her face DID stick that way.

  9. Bellamama February 23, 2008 at 11:30 pm #

    Wednesday Addams and her young family pose for a family portrait.

  10. Phyllis February 24, 2008 at 11:47 am #

    They’re creepy and they’re kooky,
    Mysterious and spooky,
    They’re all together ooky,
    The Addams Family.

    Their house is a museum
    Where people come to see ‘em
    They really are a scream
    The Addams Family.

    (Neat)
    (Sweet)
    (Petite)

    So get a witches shawl on
    A broomstick you can crawl on
    We’re gonna pay a call on
    The Addams Family.

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