Friday Caption Contest: Family Portrait Edition
By raincoasterThe rules are simple: No blocking. No wimping. Captions in the comments. Pistols at dawn. Winner announced Monday, provided I have sufficiently recovered from the Northern Voice blogging conference.
By Marko Rantanen, stolen from DarkRoastedBlend
February 22nd, 2008 at 6:06 pm
Frightened by the sight of his father’s tragic shoes as an infant, Teeny Manolo swore to devote his life to awakening the world to a new awareness of fabulous footwear.
February 22nd, 2008 at 6:10 pm
The Coen brothers’ were delighted with the obvious chemistry between the cast members of their latest film.
February 22nd, 2008 at 6:15 pm
As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a baby. Looking around at his new family, he longed for the days when he was a gigantic insect.
February 22nd, 2008 at 7:32 pm
Making me wear plaid! I’ll get you all, while you slumber. Sweet dreams, Family!
February 22nd, 2008 at 7:38 pm
Mummy and Daddy were so proud of their new son, Tristan, that they forgot all about Elizabeth. This was unfortunate. And proved to be deadly.
February 23rd, 2008 at 12:25 am
Little Annika was thrilled to realize that no one noticed the giant rubber hand that she had placed on her Daddy’s arm chair.
February 23rd, 2008 at 1:45 am
This may be the first Kafka reference on a Mommyblog in history.
February 23rd, 2008 at 11:24 pm
They didn’t really think it would happen, but at last her face DID stick that way.
February 23rd, 2008 at 11:30 pm
Wednesday Addams and her young family pose for a family portrait.
February 24th, 2008 at 11:47 am
They’re creepy and they’re kooky,
Mysterious and spooky,
They’re all together ooky,
The Addams Family.
Their house is a museum
Where people come to see ‘em
They really are a scream
The Addams Family.
(Neat)
(Sweet)
(Petite)
So get a witches shawl on
A broomstick you can crawl on
We’re gonna pay a call on
The Addams Family.
February 25th, 2008 at 5:10 pm
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