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Friday Caption Contest Results: Piggy Edition

Monday, January 21st, 2008
By raincoaster

Remember Graham the Berkshire boar and his buddy from Friday. Now it’s time to announce the caption contest winner!

Pig Petting

Bellamama Says:

“Sorry, no autographs guys. Sukey’s got to be at the county fair in ten minutes for the weigh-in.”

 Congratulations to Bellamama! And now, for your imaginary shoes for the virtual presentation of the hypothetical trophy: Bean Boots! Less glamorous than some prizes we’ve pretended to hand out, these are far and away the most practical and durable and, really, were the only possible choice for this week’s contest. Your grandchildren will thank us when they’re still wearing them in 75 years.

Bean Boots


Monday Teeny Poll

Monday, January 21st, 2008
By Glinda

Letter Grades go bye bye?

Last week’s question “Do you think that all children have the potential to be “A” students?” sparked many comments that generally seemed dissatisfied with the educational system.  A whopping 86% of respondents answered “no,” leaving only 13% to answer yes.  Quite a few of the comments implied that letter grades were unfair, or failed to quantify certain types of intelligence, which is certainly true.

So, to continue on a theme:

(My apologies, apparently the twiigs site was down for maintenance this morning, and thus their polling is experiencing problems.)


Five Dangerous Things You Should Let Your Children Do

Sunday, January 20th, 2008
By raincoaster

Nine minutes of uncommon sense from Gever Tulley, founder of The Tinkering School.

“We seem to feel that anything pointier than a golf ball is too dangerous for kids.”

    Play with fire
    Own a pocket knife
    Throw a spear
    Deconstruct appliances
    Break the DMCA

and bonus:
Drive a car


Listmania! TV’s Ten Most Memorable Child Actors

Sunday, January 20th, 2008
By Glinda

The criteria? Simple.

They had to be on television and they had to be under 18 at the beginning of the series. Much to my dismay, this kicked Sally Field as Gidget right out of the running.

Punky Brewster

Soleil Moon Frye- Punky Brewster

People either loved her or hated her, but either way she managed to etch herself into the American consciousness.

Doogie Howser

Neil Patrick Harris- Dougie Howser, M.D.

A doctor who is going through puberty equals hit show. Why exactly, I’m not sure.  But it did.

Frankie Muniz

Frankie Muniz- Malcolm in the Middle

The brilliant, beleaguered Malcom played the quintessential middle child in a hilariously dysfunctional family. 

Fred Savage

Fred Savage- The Wonder Years

If you didn’t root for him to get together with Winnie, then you simply have no soul.

Danny Bonaduce

Danny Bonaduce- The Partridge Family

Even though nobody had posters up in their rooms of Danny, we all remember him better than that Cassidy guy.

To see who rounds out the list….

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Nineteen Questions and Five Puppies

Sunday, January 20th, 2008
By raincoaster

loldogs, cute puppy pictures, clifford, I has a hotdog

Not that they have anything to do with one another.

I’m lazy today, so I’m just going to point you over to dissfunktional, who, in the great tradition of meme-starting, has … uh … started a meme.

19 Questions To Be Answered From All Over The World

 

One of the experiences I’ve found enjoyable about blogging is all of the people I’ve met online that live all over the globe. It is easy to overlook the distance that separates us.

People as individuals are already so unique, so different from one another ~ no two are the same. Add to this the various customs, languages and cultural differences, coming to the computer to blog or to visit other blogs has been like partaking in a colorful carnival of events, personalities and cultures on a daily basis.

Whether we’re simply blogging or actually visiting another’s home country, paying attention to customs and cultural differences can provide those outside that culture a better chance of assimilation and acceptance.

It is important to be aware of stereotypes, and know that they are often wrong.

I came up with 19 Questions. Some of these are areas where I’ve noticed differences. Most countries I don’t have any idea what their answers could be but would love to discover more about.

When country men and women share their answers here, I suspect many of the responses might surprise us.

A variety of people from each country providing input is best on some of these below questions in order to represent a more balanced view. So if someone has already responded to a question representing your country, please feel free to provide your own input as well.

Answer them all, or take your pick; please encourage others to join in!

Click onward to answer. I’m working through the 19 Questions right now.


This Ain’t Lamps Plus

Saturday, January 19th, 2008
By Glinda

Are you independently wealthy?  Inherited a large sum of money lately?  Did you make a killing in the real estate market before it went bust?  Did your bank robbery go off without a hitch?

Then I highly suggest you check out The Well-Appointed House  and peruse their children’s collection.  Because you will need quite a bit of money to buy even the cheapest items on the site.

But, it is one of those sites where you oooh and aaah over the unbearable cuteness that you are seeing.  Then, you look at the price, and you still think to yourself, “Damn… but they’re still sooooo cuuuuute!”

I’m going to focus on showing you the lamps, because they are unlike any that I have seen.  Granted, I travel in the wrong social circles to see these types of lighting fixtures in a kid’s room, so I guess that may not be saying much. 

Airplane Lamp

Frog Lamp

Humpty Dumpty Lamp

Mermaid Lamp

Man in the Blue Moon Lamp

Rabbit Lamp

Queen’s Tea Lamp

Cow Jumped Over the Moon Lamp

Butterfly Lamp

I love that Cow Jumped Over the Moon Lamp so much that I could sleep with it every night.

These handmade, one-of-a-kind items are so expensive that the price isn’t even listed on the website.  And you know what they say, if you have to ask the price, then you can’t afford it.  I’m actually afraid to ask.


Friday Caption Contest: Piggy Edition

Friday, January 18th, 2008
By raincoaster

Captions in the comments, and don’t forget to wear your wellies for this one!

Pig Petting

stolen from Stonehead


Those All-Important Mother/Daughter Talks

Friday, January 18th, 2008
By raincoaster

Brings a tear to your eye, don’t it?

Married To The Sea


From the divine, if demented marriedtothesea.com.


Fast Fashion on the Cheap or Why I Love H&M

Friday, January 18th, 2008
By Glinda

H&M Girl’s denim dress and leggingsH&M Girls tunic and leggings

For Christmas, my mother bought my son a shirt.  And I liked it. If you knew the type of clothing that my mom normally buys for the Munchkin, you would topple over in shock, I assure you. I know I did.  My mom is great, but her fashion sense and mine? Let’s just say we both tend to do a lot of private eye-rolling.

After I had been revived with smelling salts, I managed to gasp out, “Wh-where did you get that? How much was it?”

When I found out she had bought it for eight dollars, out the smelling salts came.  Again.

And whom did I have to thank for such a nirvana of a shirt for such a great price?

Why, H&M, of course.  The house of fast fashion and famous celebrity collections also offers clothing for children from ages 0-14 years.  Yeeaaaahhh baby, I was so there.

Luckily, I have a store near me that carries the children’s lines, which not all do.  I went in, curious as to what I would find, as I think everyone knows by now that I find boy’s fashion Boring with a capital B.   And, because I love you all, I also looked at the girl’s clothing, even though I never do because I just get jealous. 

I saw clothing that was, in a word, awesome.  It was of high quality, had color combinations not normally found in bargain clothing  (hello, chocolate brown and baby blue for the boys!) and best of all, did I mention it was pretty cheap?  Two t-shirts could be had as a color coordinated pair for $9.90.   Pants ran around $14.00.  They also had turtlenecks, which I had been hard-pressed to find this winter, for some reason. Lots and lots of graphics as well. 

Alas, in my corner of the world we are already beginning to warm up, not that we were ever really cold to begin with, so turtlenecks just seemed a bit much.  None of the spring line was in yet, so I was unable to purchase anything because the Munchkin’s winter wardrobe is already covered.  That was unfortunate, because I really wanted to buy something.  Never had I been so upset at being so well organized. I am practically salivating for them to get their spring line into the store.

The clothing for girls was equally fab, and the infant clothing was even better.  I cannot recommend this store highly enough. To find out if you have an H&M near you that carries children’s clothing and accessories, here is a link to their store locator in the US. 

There is no online shopping for residents of North America, but if you’ve got a close friend in Sweden who’s willing to get the clothes to you, it might almost be worth it.

H&M infant tunic and embroidered pantsH&M Boy’s shorts and shirt


WHAM-O! RIP Richard Knerr

Thursday, January 17th, 2008
By raincoaster

A childhood classic, never to be forgotten:

Let us pause in our busy blogging day to commemorate the truly iconic Richard Knerr, founder of the archetypal toy company Wham-O, maker of those childhood classics the Frisbee and the Hula-Hoop, who died today at the age of 82. The world may never see his like again.

Or get rid of all this damn plastic, neither.

With his boyhood best friend, Arthur “Spud” Melin, Knerr started the company in 1948 in Pasadena. They named the enterprise Wham-O for the sound that their first product, a slingshot, made when it hit its target.

A treasure chest of dozens of toys followed that often bore playful names: Superball, so bouncy it seemed to defy gravity; Slip ‘N Slide and its giggle-inducing cousin the Water Wiggle; and Silly String, which was much harder to get out of hair than advertised.

When a friend told Knerr and Melin about a bamboo ring used for exercise in Australia, they devised their own version without seeing the original.

They ran an early test of the product in 1958 at a Pasadena elementary school and enticed their test subjects by telling them they could keep the hoops if they mastered them.

They seeded the market, giving hoops away in neighborhoods to create a buzz and required Wham-O executives to take hoops with them on planes so people would ask about them.

Wham-O soon was producing 20,000 hoops a day at plants in at least seven countries, while other companies made knockoffs. Within four months, 25 million of the hoops had been sold, according to Wham-O.

In the 1985 book “American Fads,” Richard A. Johnson wrote that “no sensation has ever swept the country like the Hula Hoop.”

Ah, but 1985? That was before Beanie Babies, wasn’t it? All they had back then were bloody Pet Rocks!

Okay, to tell the truth I never mastered the use of either of these damn things, and my dog was the only one in the park chasing an old-skool ball rather than a Frisbee. I am still in therapy dealing with the time I was in a fitness class and my friend laughed at me saying, “If you can have sex you can use a Hula Hoop!”

Which may be true, for all I know.

To be sure, the Hula Hoop is a delightful toy, but can someone explain to me why Amazon is offering them for $162.00? Are they made from mammoth ivory and sprinkled with authentic pixie dust? I’m thinking back to what my friend said and wondering if Hula Hooping is not perhaps a whole lot more fun than I was led to believe? For that you could charge this much…

Hula Hoop







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