Friday Caption Contest: Sinister Santa edition
No, I don’t mean scary. I mean SINISTER! Hearkening back to our Halloween Costumes of the Great Old Ones, this marvelously crafted portrait of Cthulhu, the best piece of eldritch and abhorrent Elder Gods art you’ll see this holiday season, is the work of Amy Rawson of Thirdroar and her boyfriend, which we found via the reliably bizarre Neatorama.
Ye knowest the drille: Captions in the commentes, Elder Signs in the pockettes.
And just for bonus points, here’s a Cthulhu Cthristmas tale
and some Cthulhu Ctharols.
By the way, we will be “keeping the season” with our friends in the early part of next week, so posting may be a bit slower and commenting a bit touchier than normal. It’s the “indigestion,” you know.
“Hey, you’re not Santa.”
“No, I’m Cthulhu”
“God bless you. Now, just who the hell are you?”
Ba Dum Bum
All I want for Christmas is not to be eaten or driven to madness by Santa. And a red bike.
When Suzie really wanted to make Calvin sorry for throwing those snowballs, she was grateful for her voodoo doll sewing skills.
The reformed Grinch discovered that every Who down in Whoville preferred it when he played Santa without growing a beard.
“No, I don’t believe you’re the real Santa. But, I’m guessing you could get me pretty much anything I want, so here goes.”
I’ll have a go:
“What do you mean, am I a roaster or a fryer?“
“C’mon, Santa. Those are totally fake tentacles!”
When Futurama was cancelled, Dr. Zoidberg had no choice but to take any job that came along. What a waste of a medical degree!
And the winner of the caption contest IS…?????
Coming, coming. It’s still a holiday in Canada, ya know.