J-Lo Away She Goes?
By Glinda
Jennifer, mija, what are these rumors I am hearing? Yes, I know that you are actually two years older than me, but I am feeling maternal towards you, my dear, shhhh. For it is being said that you are “horrified” at how much weight you have gained with your pregnancy, and that you will purposely stay out of the public eye until after your baby/babies are born.
Que lastima, for a pregnant woman should rejoice in the changes her body experiences during such a joyous time.
And you may reply, “But Glinda, how is a former muy caliente woman to rejoice in her cankles and sudden inability to locate her jawline?”
Jenny who feels bigger than an entire block, while these changes may difficult for you to look at in the mirror, you must simply resign yourself to the fact that despite your fabulous wealth and talent, your body is going to do what it wants to do during your pregnancy. And if that means puffs where there weren’t puffs before, then so be it. You have never been a celebrity who worshipped with the cult of super-thin, so I’m having a hard time believing that you cannot embrace your enhanced curves.
But being pregnant shouldn’t stop you from channeling your well-documented inner diva! Come on now, this fly girl can’t turn into a wallflower! Step out, look super fantastico, and show them how it’s done!
December 19th, 2007 at 3:59 pm
I just think she looks fat.
I’m kidding.
December 19th, 2007 at 9:22 pm
the rumors are twins. she’s beautiful. All pregnant women are.
December 20th, 2007 at 12:52 pm
J-Lo is indeed beautiful, but why is she wearing that shower curtain?