Tori Spelling’s Gratuitous Exposure
By Glinda
Tori, since it seems to be cold enough for a scarf, hat and to have your own legs securely covered, why not make sure your son’s are too? A blankie might be in order, although at that age, they sometimes try to throw the blanket off just to see the parental reaction of horror that the blanket has been dragging on the dirty pavement. So I sort of understand. Sort of.
On one hand, I thoroughly enjoy any chance I can get to look at cute little baby legs. On the other, I keep wondering how cold those wee bare patches of exposed skin are getting.
My maternal instinct makes me want to hunt them down on that sidewalk and throw one of the Munchkin’s old baby blankets on him. As I fight my way through the paparazzi, I’ll shove it at her and say, “It’s not that expensive, it can drag all over creation, I don’t care! Legs that cute deserve to be covered! I know that goes against everything you’ve learned in Hollywood, but fight it Tori, fight it!”
And as they are carting me away in handcuffs, at least I will know that somewhere out there, a child’s legs are warm because of me.
December 12th, 2007 at 8:08 pm
Don’t leave me defending her, please, please, please. But…my husband is a lot like that man, and he’s a lot like my kids. (My husband, not her husband.) The British blood in them has me dressed three times warmer than any of them. Besides, I think she probably needs to dress warmly ’cause she’s got no panties on.
December 12th, 2007 at 9:06 pm
That’s probably true, come to think of it.
He’s Canadian, so he’s got antifreeze in his veins, but it IS LA, so it’s probably not too chilly; she’s just working the Olsen Derelicte look.
December 13th, 2007 at 3:21 am
Yes, I can tell you, she is wearing the scarf as a fashion statement. It was not that cold in SoCal over the weekend. I was wearing long sleeves, but no jacket. I would worry more that the baby would be overheated in down, but it is just a vest.
December 13th, 2007 at 1:40 pm
December 13th, 2007 at 1:44 pm
Oh you guys, you take me much, much too seriously on things like this!
And I have to say though, that I was in Los Angeles (city of) over this past weekend and it was COLD! It was windy and muy frio. Although I grew up here, so maybe my definition of cold is not the same as everyone else’s.
December 13th, 2007 at 2:24 pm
I think the real issue that needs to be addressed is why the baby is wearing Uggs.
December 13th, 2007 at 8:34 pm
a guy that i work with got married ov er thanksgiving weekend. He and new wife went to Hawaii for their honeymoon. Tori and the hubby were at the same hotel. Friend and new wife hung out at the pool bar with Tori and hubby.
That’s all I have.
December 14th, 2007 at 2:25 pm
Tori is wearing the hat and scarf because she forgot to put on her skirt on over her tights. Also, she has totally dropped every ounce of baby weight in a somewhat suspicious time frame, so she may be chilled due to some metabolism issues.
Upon further inspection, that child is wearing a sweater, a vest, pants and boots made out of leather and fur. That sliver of exposed skin is what lets the steam escape. Perhaps less vest on the child and more hat would have been the answer. BTW, Dad is wearing a thin cotton shirt, with a very open vest over it, and he looks a little sweaty in that.
I can confirm it was not cold during the day in LA this past weekend.